Ten things you won't see or hear in the A-League

A record crowd for football in Sydney.
Adam Biddle shoot with his right foot into an empty net.
Kristian Sarkies bending it like Beckham, or Cassio for that matter.
Ernie Merrick saying, "Victory, we're crap."
Bobby Petta playing two full matches in a row for Adelaide.
Lawrie McKinna saying, "We're a poor side but we're fit and we're top."
Juninho score.
Channel Nine saying, "Record crowds in Gosford, Adelaide this football is great!"
Carlos Hernandez scoring from outside the box with a pile driver.
Danny Tiatto asking the guy he's just maimed if he's alright.
Con Constantine saying, "Yep I wasted stacks of dosh on Mario, and Gary was right all along."

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