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Wednesday, 2 April 2008

2020Summit: Guess who's going?

Yes I'm in. Not the Federal Government one, the other one, the Canberra one.
And I've got ideas, don't you worry about that. I'll be doing you all proud:)

Just read on to get a glimpse of what insights I'll be taking to the Summit. I'll be focusing on Planning and Education in the morning.

In case you didn't know Canberra's having its own summit on Saturday. And I've been working hard on putting a proposal together as to why I should get the nod.

Football, Asia, 17,000 registered players, Asia, the future, Asia, and stuff like Asia and that and I'm in! Sometimes I switched Asia with China. Clearly it worked!

And I called it football, so they probably think they are getting AFL or League or Union into Asia from Canberra. God Bless em!

Suspicious? Of course any club that will have me as a member, well that's not the sort of club I want to be allowed into!

Anyway Canberra, your future is safe with me. Canberra Centre can be turned into an indoor pitch or two.

All Car Parks are really Indoor Futsal arena's, everyone knows that.

Kate's Futsal Car Park down by the lake needs to have a stadium fitted around it and used for what it's meant to be. A Futsal Stadium down by the lake.

Only Football fans allowed to move into Canberra. Makes sense.

All ovals to be called rectangles from now on. Makes sense.

And because Parliament doesn't sit on Friday anymore thanks to Kevin 07, we can use the Tennis Courts, I ask you Tennis Courts at Parliament House, as a SSG Small Sided Games pitch.

And the Parliamentary pool can be filled in, obviously, and used as an Futsal Court.

In schools, rules and regulations of football will be taught. Geography will be learnt through studying Asian Capitals and their football teams of course.

History: A no-brainer. Forget wars, it's just too violent and crap. We'll have the history of football. World Cups, Asia Cup.

The War Memorial. Let's knock it down (it's a friggin joke right) and put a shine to Johnny Warren

Anzac Parade? get rid of the Korean and Vietnam memorials. How about a memorial to Les Murray the Hungarian Aussie, Craig Foster, I played in Singapore Memorial, Simon Hill and Robbie Slater, the Dam Busters Memorial. The Iran memorial will be huge. Uruguay memorial, thousands will flock there. The Japan 3-1 memorial. The Argentina memorial.

So rejoice at the new era for Canberra. Who said summits are a waste of time:)


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